You know you are meant to be on Miss America if you have:
1. While on Lifeguard duty, saved a child from drowning
2. Delivered 2 litters of puppies.
3. Can yodel through a ventriloquist doll
4. Can use a super-sized bottle of hairspray in one day
5. Wear petroleum jelly on your teeth to keep your smile big
6. Are from Texas
7. Can smile when your rivalry has stolen your lifelong dream.
8. You know how to answer questions without actually answering the questions
9. Long for world peace.
10. Your feet are in a constant arch from walking in heels for so long.
If you qualify for all these, then it is your destiny to become Miss America.
Congratulations. :)
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