the wonders of the emery cat (as seen on tv)

So if you haven't seen it on tv then the emery cat is a cat scratcher that files at their nails. It has catnip (cat crack) infused in its special card board...thing.

Any ways, we were tired of them clawing their nails on our furniture and floor so we went to the pet shop to get a cat scratcher. HAHA they're wrestling right now! So cute!

Ahem. Back on topic, we went to the pet store and looked around and found this emery cat thing and we thought "Cool. It comes with a toy!" So we bought it.

Also, funny story at the checkout counter. The guy that was checking us out was your typical dude which couldn't find a better job so settled at pet's mart because of his pet pit bull named "Monster Killer" or something that ate stray children for breakfast (obviously I have seen The Sandlot too many times.).

He had the emo look: piercings taking up about every body part on his face and he was just not the spunkiest volunteer in the nursery. Well he almost charged us like a whole 50 bucks more than what we were buying! It was insane! My mom caught that it was hecka too much and he was like, "Oh....better take that off."

My mom was smoking mad. it was really hilarious hearing her complain all the way home but on the verge of annoying.

Anyways, we get home and open the emery cat, hoping that they would use it. We let them out and all they did with it was sniff it and than went crazy over the cheap-o toy that came with it!! The could care less about the awesome scratching post that cost us 20 buckaroo's but went after the stupid feather like it was God or something.

Ugh. and just now, I had to pry Claussen off of the back of the couch!! I actually gave him a yelling! I said "YOU UNGRATEFUL FUZZY MAMMAL!! YOU GET YOUR DANG NAILS ON THAT STUPID EMERY CAT RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME I WILL PULL YOUR NAILS STRAIGHT OUT OF YOUR PAW RIGHT NOW!!"

I picked him up and threw him on the emery board. Then I yelled at him as he flew "IT HAS FREAKING CATNIP!! HOW CAN YOU RESIST DRUGS?!!"

he stood up and walked off.

I feel so unappreciated.