Research papers and Blind dates

Ugh. dont you hate it when "Hey I have no homework over the three day weekend! Yay!" sets in and then on the last day after chilling and relaxing and having fun with the awesomest cousins ever, you realize "WAIT!! I have the rough draft of my research paper due tomorrow and I haven't started it and I don't know how too! OH WHAT DO I DO!!"

Ya, I hate it when that happens.

It completely disrupts the pure peace in life. Just these huge obligations pop up when you really don't want them to. sigh. well I started it, the bibliography at least.

I can never start writing a paper beginning with the Intro paragraph. I have theses wierd brain farts and you always need the start of the paper to be the first impression of it. You see, reading a research paper is like a blind date and you haven't met the person yet.

You look at the person. Does he/she look even sort of appealing to your kind of taste? Could you even think about "liking" them? Or are they just throwing off that horrible vibe of cockiness or selfishness or that they have'nt showered in days.

Does what they say make sense? Are you interested with the topic? Does the tone of their voice make you want to hear more?

The intro is the most important part of a paper, just like the first impressions of somebody you might possibly "love" in the future. If you screw up the intro, the person is most likely never wanting to see you again, or in this case, read anymore of your paper and give you a bad grade on something you worked really hard on.

This is a sad world where people judge you on the very first impressions, even if its just a side thought. like "That person needs a shower." or "Man, that hobo should get a job and stop asking me for money."

Ya'll dont know their life!! Leave them alone! They probably think your a snobby, stuck up, egotistical maniac for giving them a judging glance. Jesus would give everyone a hug. thats what we should do.

Ya.

So.

Got kinda off topic. Sorry, was on a roll.

Anyways, I should start my paper. Hope no one was offended in this blog

Don't mean to judge.