Ya, I can't believe that I actually stuck to something for sixty posts.
Thats like a first.
Anyways. I would like to talk about Origami.
I know how to make a paper heart. I can teach you too!
1: Get a piece of Printer paper.
2: Grap the bottom of the paper and fold it so it's aligned with the right side, making a big fat triangle with a rectangle on it.
3: Cut off the rectangle (Even though that the rectangle REALLY wants to be a part of the heart, it has to go away. Sorry Rectangle)
4:Open up the paper, it is a square ( :) ) And then, hamburger fold it up and open it. Turn the paper 90 degrees and do the same thing, making a cross in the paper.
5: After opening the paper, fold the bottom edge to the middle crease and KEEP IT THERE
6: Turn the paper over and on both halves of the crease, fold the bottom edge to the middle crease, making two triangles
7: Turn the paper over again. There should be a little pocket on the bottom. :) Go up to the straight edge and fold that edge into the middle crease. Do it to both sides.
8: Take the top two corners of your...contraption and fold the top edges to the middle crease, making two more triangles
9: (Read the big letters) This one's tricky so read well. Take the whole top tip and bring it down to the bottom and DO NOT MAKE A CREASE. Just hold the tip down on the bottom tip, letting the middle stick up
10: So your going to have two little flappy things. Go inside the flappy things and make a crease on the crease inside, which folds the contraption in half, BUT the FLAPPY THINGS are still STICKING OUT.
11: The flappy's should look like little hoods (sort of.) Take the pointy parts in the middle of the "hoods) and fold the middle line onto the crease you made last step ago. (I'm sorry if this is confusing. I just really wanted to do this) This should make two more little triangles.
12: Now take the bottom point of the top half of the "contraption" and lift it up. Inside should be a pocket. Stick the top half and stick it in that pocket all the way til it is flat again.
13: Now go back to the very very top of your "contraption" and take the uppermost corners. The edges that you fold is only about one inch long. you take the little edges and fold them into the bottom-top edges of the little triangles that you made 2 steps ago.
ALMOST DONE
14: I you turn it over, it should practically look like a heart now, except the top points are pointy. So turn it back over and take the top pointy's and fold them down to the first horizontal crease you come to.
Then turn "your contraption" over and.....

WALLLLLLAAAAAAAA!!! It's a heart.
I doubt anyone understood my instructions, sorry about that. I hate it when I want to make something and I can't understand the instructions. So ya, if you just end up with a folded paper of some sort, GOOD JOB!!
It means you tried.
So this is to all the instruction-issued people out there (including me).
Here is just another set of instructions that you prolly won't get. lol Sorry. I just really wanted to do it